there was a jolly old man from Dublin
drank way too much and home he went stublin
a river he tried to crossÂ
only to slip on the moss
now laughter never stops from the ducklin`
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there was a pretty young las from Portrush
with a strapping lad she had a big crush
he gave her a bright red rose
with words he then did propose
the colour of the rose, became her blush
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there was an anxious young lass from Darry
who thought the world around her was scary
everything, she trembled and shook
even pages from a picture book
it`s so funny, how her name is Merry
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there was an irishman called Finnis
drank too many glasses of guinness
proudly sang danny boy
plus a loud, ode to joy
next day, his head floated `round venus
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a leprechaun from killarney
went by the name old man blarney
he'd let you feed his duck
then say it was good luck
to kiss the big stones of blarney