when santa comes down under-
he would leave behind snow and thunder.
he would cross scenic beaches of golden sand-
instead of crossing an ice and snow covered land.
he`ll would fly over dirt river beds dry-
while constantly swatting away a fly.
would he swap his fur lined coat and boots-
for a t-shirt, shorts and thong suit.
would he exchange his sled for a holden ute-
and instead of saying ho-ho-ho would he say real beaut.
would he swap the reindeers for kangaroos-
and play Christmas carols on didgeridoos.
would he exchange milk and cookies for beer-
If so, the next day his head wouldn't be so clear.
would he frolic under the warming sun-
or would it be all business, and not one bit of fun.
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beaut-Aussie slang for beautiful
thong-Aussie word for flip flops
holden-Australian make of car [very popular in Australia]