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December 09, 2018
Mystery Stories Wally Smith

Body of Evidence

Crime Scene Tours Ltd. had built their business, some would say, on the basis of appealing to people’s morbid curiosity for grisly acts of murder, and Liz and Colin Stevenson therefore had no qualms at all about conducting tours around the scenes of the most…
December 02, 2018
General Stories John L. Yelavich

Aesthetic Shock

Allie is delicate and gentle, waif-like in her presence. Her luminescent smile frames an image that seems so lighthearted. A sense of reality cannot disguise my enamored, whimsical feelings. I rhapsodize her essence in my affectionate mind excursions. She…
December 02, 2018
Fantasy Stories Vidal Martinez

The Purpose of Life

The front door slowly creaks open just as I reach to touch it with my cold, stiff hand. I stand still, hesitant, wanting to walk away, but finally I peek into the house, and through the darkness of the old Victorian home is a shadow of a flickering light from…
December 02, 2018
Fantasy Stories Pat Tyrer

It's All Relative

Before I get started talking about what I did, and why I did, what I did, I need to explain that Harold was no prize. He retired from John Deere because he couldn’t get along with the guy who worked next to him on the line. Not the supervisor, mind you, but…
December 02, 2018
Crime Stories J.D.Plummer

What Goes Around Comes Around

It was 12:45AM on a Tuesday. The old TV in the corner was playing some idiotic sitcom rerun. The ball game had gone into extra innings, but had basically ended a half hour before. There was a couple sitting at the table in the corner, having wandered in…
December 01, 2018
Crime Stories Nicholas Tomsko

Special Delivery

“BE THERE IN 5 MINUTES”...Tammy hit the SEND button and tossed the cell phone. It made a thud as it bounced off of the passenger seat. She hated the feeling of things in her pockets and never used a purse. Cruising the highway during a mild September…
December 01, 2018
Fantasy Stories Marie Anderson

Epiphany

After the meeting, Leo hurried back to his office and filled his briefcase and pockets with everything that mattered. His company mug brimmed with cold coffee. He poured the coffee over his PC’s keyboard, then threw the mug at a framed portrait mounted on the…
December 01, 2018
Romance Stories James Ross

Bones

‘Park here,’ Leo said, ‘We’re early and I’d like to sit in the sunshine for a while.’ Michael parked the car in one of the empty bays and went to purchase a ticket. When he got back to the car Leo was standing by the door grinning broadly. 'See!' he said.…
December 01, 2018
Mystery Stories Virginia Revel

The Shape I'm In

“Good morning, Mr. McCord.” “Good morning Dr. Porter,” I say, inclining my head slightly in his direction. His answering nod pays tribute to my quiet self-possession. I show him no hostility, but I do not pretend he is my friend. There will be no heartiness…
December 01, 2018
General Stories Jesse McKinnell

Hi, My Name is Mark

The drug store stretched out in front of Mark like a fun house, dizzying in its array of colors and textures and smells. Racks filled with Halloween candy, masks and plastic pumpkins sat in front, requiring shoppers to battle through their compulsions before…
December 01, 2018
General Stories Roger Ley

Harley

“It’s in here,” said Martin as he unlocked the door of the old, dilapidated wooden shed. “My dad lets me use this as a garage.” The shed was sited on the edge of the golf course that his father’s family owned. They went inside. It didn’t smell too bad, and it…
December 01, 2018
Science Fiction Stories Matt King

In Formation

Honking, the geese fly overhead in a giant V as the sky reddens in the late September dawn. Tralley watches them for a moment before continuing to unload the pickup truck outside the transmission tower high on the hill. Rucker fixating on his smartphone in…

 

 

The lunch crowd was just starting to die out around the time Marty entered the dingy old diner. No doubt the dive had seen better days, probably before Sputnik caused millions of Russkies to raise a toast to the skies. The joint smelled of greasy burgers and body odor, and the Box Tops were warbling “The Letter” out of small distorted speakers strategically placed around the establishment. Marty had taken two steps inside the door before a twenty-something brunette baby doll in an apron walked out to greet him.

Baby Doll ushered him to a red vinyl booth that seemed to be held together by silver duct tape. Marty slid into the booth and picked up a menu.

“Can I get you a glass of water?” asked Baby Doll. Marty didn't look up from his menu, but said yes, he would take some water. He scanned the typo-laden menu, which looked as though it had been printed around the time Ronnie Raygun took his bullet, when a small blonde girl clutching a stuffed Teddy bear approached his table.

Marty looked up at her, blinking. “Mister?” she inquired, utterly unfazed by his adultness.

Marty nodded, signaling that she had his attention.

“Do you got a quarter?”

He grinned uneasily, looking around to see where the child's mother was. He spotted her, standing up at the front counter paying her bill. “Suppose I do,” he said. “What are you gonna do with it?”

The little girl's eyes lit up. “I'm gonna put it in the gumball machine and get me a gumball. Hopefully it's a red one.”

“You like the red ones, huh?” he asked, producing a shiny quarter.

The little girl nodded. “Uh-huh.”

“The red ones are the best,” he said, winking as he held out the quarter.

The little girl snatched the shiny coin. Already turned and halfway to the gumball machine she said, “Thanks, mister!” Marty looked back down at the menu, trying to make the important decision of just what to have for lunch. It was a difficult decision. Should he have the open-faced roast beef sandwich? Or maybe a mushroom swiss burger? Or a double-decker cheeseburger. And then, even after he'd made his selection, there would still be sides to consider; mashed potatoes with brown gravy or a helping of French fries?

He was still weighing his options when Baby Doll reemerged with a green, plastic cup of ice water. She sat it down on the table beside the napkin-rolled silverware. Still peering down at his menu, Marty asked, “What's good here?”

He looked up at Baby Doll, her big brown eyes twinkling, a ready-made howdy-do service smile plastered on her features. “Everything's good here,” she chirped, her voice annoyingly happy the way only morning people who actually liked Mondays could manage.

“What do you suggest?” he asked, trying again. “What do you eat here?”

She flashed a perfect brilliant-white weather girl smile and said, “I eat here every day. Mr. Thompson lets us eat on a discount. It's not much, but at least it's something. Every little bit helps, you know?”

Marty showed her a fake smile. “But what do you eat?”

“Oh, I only eat salads,” she said. “With little chunks of chicken, French dressing, and extra croutons.”

Marty shook his head. “No, no, that won't do for me.”

Baby Doll's face twisted in confusion. “Why's that?”

“I hate vegetables.”

“My little brother hates vegetables, too,” said Baby Doll, as if she was trying to comfort him about something he should be embarrassed about.

“I really hate vegetables,” said Marty. “I hate them more than anything.”

Baby Doll bit her lip. “Anything, in the whole world?”

“Pretty much,” he said. “But pickles are the worst.”

Baby Doll smiled as if she might laugh. “I didn't think anybody hated pickles.” She said it in a judgmental way that made it sound ridiculous, as if he was the only son of a bitch on God's green earth that hated the briny bastards.

“Yep,” he said. “I hate 'em.”

“Why's that?” inquired Baby Doll, her order pad and pen held steady at her chest.

“Who can say? I'll tell you what—I'll just have the double-decker cheeseburger. Is that pretty greasy?”

Baby Doll looked unsure of what her answer should be. “I guess... Well, not too greasy. Do you, uh, do you like greasy cheeseburgers?”

Marty laid the menu back down on the table, still looking at the girl's soft China doll features. “Shit yeah,” he said. “Who doesn't love a good greasy cheeseburger? Otherwise, what's the point?”

Relieved, Baby Doll shifted her weight from one foot to the other. “Good,” she said. “Mr. Thompson makes the greasiest burgers you've ever seen. The grease just drips off of 'em. They're real messy. Some people love that, but then others...”

Marty nodded. “They don't care so much for that.”

“Right,” she said, repositioning her pen to write. “What kind of side would you like?”

“I'll go with the French fries.”

Baby Doll smiled. “I'll bet you eat 'em with gobs of ketchup.”

Marty grinned. “Guilty as charged. I drown 'em in it.”

“I thought so,” she said, nodding happily. “I'll get your order in and it'll be out in a jiffy.”

He stopped her. “One more thing.”

She looked back. “Yeah?”

“No lettuce, tomatoes, onion, and above everything else, absolutely no pickles.”

She nodded in a perky way that made him wonder what she would be like as a sexual partner. “Got ya, boss. No pickles.”

At all,” he said. “Seriously, no pickles.”

She smiled big, flirting just a bit. “Or what, mister?”

He grinned back. “Let's just say I'll be really displeased.”

“Well, we don't want that,” she said, still flirting. “After all, I want my tip.”

And Baby Doll turned and walked back to the counter, making a point of swishing her ass as she did. Marty watched her as she walked away, nodding his head to some crusty old banjo-laden country song about broken hearts and cowboy boots.

 

 

About eight minutes passed before Baby Doll appeared at his table again. While waiting, Marty had tolerated the grating music playing, occasionally glancing up at a muted soap opera on the old black-and-white TV hanging at the front of the room. Baby Doll sat the plastic plate, piled with French fries, down on the table. It smelled good and Marty was ready to dig in.

Seeing that he had drained his water cup, Baby Doll asked, “Would you like me to get you a refill?” Already anticipating the answer, she picked up the cup before he could speak, and she turned and walked away.

Marty inhaled the pungent fried potato smell and reached for the ketchup bottle. He unscrewed its lid, dumping a ridiculous amount of the stuff onto his fries. He then lifted the hamburger bun to apply ketchup there, as well. When he did, he was horrified to see three slices of neon green cucumber affronteries to humankind sitting there atop his cheesy burger patty. He forced himself to avert his gaze, fighting back the feeling that he might vomit. He slid the plate away from him.

“Goddammit,” he said, his stomach still turning from the unexpected pickle sighting.

A moment later Baby Doll returned with the condensation-coated cup, now fully refilled. He looked up at her, their eyes locking, and she knew instantly that something was wrong.

“There a problem?” she asked.

He nodded, looking down at his defaced burger. “I'm afraid so,” he answered grimly. He looked up at her. “It's all fucked up.”

Baby Doll cocked her head like a puppy hearing a high-pitched sound, wrinkling her brow as she did. “What do you mean?”

Marty raised his hand and pointed at the plate. Her eyes tracked from the tip of his finger to the burger sitting a few inches away.

“Go on,” he said. “Take a look at it. Look under the bun.”

Confused by what was he happening, Baby Doll reached out and pulled back the bun, revealing the nasty little bastards in all their abominable glory. But she still didn't understand. She looked at him questioningly.

“Pickles,” he said. “They're all over the damned thing.”

She started to laugh, unable to control herself. “That's it? That's the big drama?”

Marty glared at her. “I told you—I really hate pickles.”

And he stood up.

 

 

It was just after two when Sgt. Malone pulled his cruiser into the diner's parking lot. He switched off the red lights and climbed out of the car, walking over to where the other officers were congregated. They turned to him.

“What 's the story here?” asked Malone.

“Nine people dead inside,” responded the cop. Malone had never seen him before and figured him a newbie.

“How'd they do it?”

The cop made a face. “Shot up the place, blood all over the walls, everywhere. It's a goddamn slaughter party. It's like the fuckin' Wild Bunch in there.”

Malone nodded, letting it sink in. “Robbery?”

“It doesn't appear to be,” said the young cop. “There appear to be other motives.”

Malone nodded again. “Surveillance cameras?”

“No, sir,” the young cop said. “But there was another thing—a really strange thing—that I gotta show you.”

“Take me to it,” said Malone, already on the move towards the diner's entrance. He read a sign in the window as he did. “Their sign says they got the best burgers in town. You figure that's true?”

“Beats me,” said the young cop, leading the way.

“I kinda doubt it,” said Malone. “Everybody always says that. Then you get the burger and it's just a regular old burger.”

“Right,” said the cop, not paying attention. He led the older officer into the blood-drenched crime scene. He walked towards one of the bodies—a young Amish man with a dingy Duck Dynasty beard lying there on the tile—and squatted down over him. “I want you to see this,” said the cop.

Malone knelt down beside him, looking at the bloody corpse. That's when he noticed that the corpse had something covering its eyes. “He's got something in his eye sockets,” he observed.

The younger cop nodded. “All of 'em do.”

Malone reached down and plucked the tiny object from the dead man's eye. “Well, hell. It's a goddamn pickle,” he said. “What do you make out of that?”

“I have no fucking idea, sir,” the cop said, trying to parse it all out. “Maybe someone just really hated pickles.” The two cops remained there squatting, laughing at the improbability of the scenario.

 

End

 

Andy Rausch is the author of 30 fiction and nonfiction books. His novels include Mad WorldElvis Presley: CIA Assassin, and the forthcoming M-Company in The Axis of Evil (with David C. Hayes). He has also written a short story collection, Death Rattles, and a novella collection entitled Riding Shotgun and Other American Cruelties. He is a regular contributor to a number of publications including Shock CinemaScream, and Diabolique. He resides in Parsons, Kansas.

 

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