Tell others about this story! Over 300 choices."Two hours," Kyle said.
I nodded.
"Two hours and that kid hasn't shut up for one minute.
Ray, let's just blow him away as soon as he comes out of the bathroom, we'll tell Jesse and Jay it was an accident."
"We can't do that. Now just relax. It won't be long."
I had to admit, it was tempting. Jesse and Jay asked us to take their nephew along for this latest hit, get him 'used to the ropes'.
Considering that Jesse and Jay ran basically everything on the East Coast from drugs to prostitution and considering those who did not
do what they asked usually found themselves very dead, we agreed. The brothers had been
in America for almost ten years now, and little by little they'd been bringing other family
members over from the old country. Their nephew Lonnie was the latest...and the worst.
Kyle was right, he hadn't stopped talking from the minute he got in the car. His chattering
was incessant, and his voice was one of a high pitch, it reminded me of those whistles that
only small dogs could hear. Fortunately, he had to pee so we stopped outside the local
McDonald's and got some respite while he relieved his bladder. Ordinarily, I'd be
reluctant to park at a local fast food place with someone stuffed in our trunk, but the place
was pretty empty and the guy was pretty unconscious, so I thought we were safe. Kyle
continued.
"It wouldn't be so bad if he actually said something, but he just babbles on and on and on
and on. I mean, how's he going to be a hit man? What's he going to do, talk people into
committing suicide? I tell ya, right now I'd consider it if it would get him to shut up."
Kyle and I had been partners in Jesse and Jay's operation since it started. It wasn't that
we were friends, or even that close, but we played to each other's strengths and I guess the
guys at the top liked the results. Kyle was explosive, impulsive and could scare the shit out
of people when he wanted. I was more cautious, calculating, always going with the odds.
Kyle was about 6'2", 240 lbs, played some linebacker in school. I was a straight A student,
with a degree in science and history. How I came to be a hit man is a long story, and one I
don't need to get into here.
Lonnie came out of the McDonald's grinning like a hyena and holding up three milk
shakes.
"Just one shot to the head," Kyle said under his breath. "I could do it easy from this
angle."
"Knock it off," I answered and Lonnie got into the car.
"Hey, I figured some sugar would do us good," he said, "Keep the energy up, you know?
You gotta have a lot of energy for this kind of job, right? I mean, the adrenaline helps and
all but still, you need some kinda extra boost, some extra kick, to help get things going."
He put the shakes into our cup holders as I started the car and drove off. The place we
were heading was only twenty minutes away and I couldn't wait.
"So what this guy do, anyway?" Lonnie continued, in between sucking on his milkshake.
"Was he like an informer on Uncle Jesse and Jay, or did he embezzle money, or refuse to
pay some protection, or sleep with someone's wife, or what he do? What?"
Kyle sighed heavily. "Kid, I told you, we don't know what he did and we don't care. It's
not our job to ask questions. We just do what Jesse and Jay tell us."
"Yeah, but he must have done something really nasty to get bumped off, right? I mean,
you don't just kill someone for no reason. I bet he did something pretty bad."
"Maybe he talked too much," Kyle said. If the kid got the hint, he didn't show it.
"So how long have you guys been partners?" Lonnie went on. "I hear it's been like forever.
I wonder if I'll have a partner.
I wonder if it will be a chick, like in the TV shows. A blonde, maybe, with a British accent, or someone Spanish.
Big boobs. I like big boobs.
Don't get me wrong, small boobs are ok, too. I'm not prejudiced. They say you guys have
been partners forever, you're legends, like Batman and Robin, only, you know, you kill
people."
"Ten years," I said, to interrupt the flow of gibberish. "We've been partners for ten
years."
Lonnie leaned forward so his head was almost in the front seat. "So, what's it like? You
know, to kill someone. What's it like inside? I've never done it. Uncle Jesse and Uncle Jay
don't think I can, but I think I'm ready. I think I'd be pretty good at it, actually. I got
nerves of steel. They don't know that, but I do. But you guys have done it, I mean, really
done it. What's it like? Do you stay up at night, do you sleep, do you see the victim's faces
in your dreams, do you ever hallucinate?"
"Kid, it's just a job," Kyle said. "Like accounting or dry cleaning. Just a job. Besides, we
never kill anyone who doesn't deserve it."
This last part wasn't true, but it made Kyle feel good to say it, so I let it pass.
"I should probably have a gun," Lonnie said thoughtfully, switching topics as he tended to
do. "I don't have a gun and I think if I'm really going to be a hit man at some point I
should probably get one, don't you think? Or at least a sharp knife."
Kyle rolled his eyes at me as if to say 'how much longer do we have to put up with this
idiot?' when the woods came into view.
"There," I said, bringing the car to a stop. "That's where we leave the body."
Jesse and Jay had picked the place, and I had to say it was perfect. About as far away
from civilization as you could get and still be in New Jersey. There wasn't a car, a house,
or a soul in sight.
"Damn," said Kyle. "I didn't know a place like this existed in Jersey. Let's do this and get
it over with. I've got a date with the wife tonight."
"I didn't know you were married," Lonnie remarked.
"I didn't say she was my wife," Kyle grinned, and winked.
The trees were thick and dark, long branches hung down everywhere and since the sun was
starting to set you couldn't see for more than thirty yards in any direction.
"So this is where we're going to do it," Lonnie said excitedly, but his voice low. "This is
where it happens."
"Apparently so," Kyle said and we all got out of the car. I went to the back and opened the
trunk. The guy had woken up somewhere along the line and was staring up at me.
"Damn," Lonnie said, to no one in particular. "He looks scared."
"Well, it won't be long," Kyle answered and reached into the trunk. He lifted the guy over
his shoulder and held him there like a sack of potatoes. Kyle was monstrously strong and
the guy couldn't have weighed more than 170 pounds. He looked almost comical flung over Kyle's shoulder. "Where do we do it?"
"Straight that way," I said, pointing to a small clearing in the woods. "We're supposed to
leave his body out in the open so eventually someone sees it. Those are Jesse and Jay's
orders."
Kyle grunted and turned to walk towards the clearing. Lonnie followed, his head down,
possibly thinking of whether his new partner would be Swedish. The small man looked up
at me. His eyes grew wide with fear when I lifted my gun.
Once, twice....three times I shot Kyle in the back of the head. The blood was everywhere.
He died instantly, I know that. I insisted on that part.
Lonnie began screaming in terror, clawing at his eyes as if to take away the sight of what he
had just seen and falling backwards over himself. I went to the small man and undid his
ropes, cutting them neatly.
"Thanks,” Joey said. “I was beginning to get claustrophobic.”
“I’ll see you at the bar tonight.”
Joey smiled, winked at Lonnie and took off.
I went over to Lonnie, who was still shaking uncontrollably and offered him my hand.
He took it...probably afraid not to....and I lifted him up. Together we walked back to the car. He sat in the back.
"You see, kid," I said, as I started the car and began driving away, "Kyle was a good guy,
but not too bright. Your Uncle Jesse got married a few years back to a girl thirty years
younger than he was. A real beauty from the old country. I'm not saying it's right, I'm not
saying it's wrong, but Kyle and she...well, let's just say they became acquainted. And now
they're not. By the way, that's our next stop. Jesse's wife. We're not going to do anything,
we're just going to deliver the news."
The trip from the woods to Jesse's house took about two hours, with traffic. About halfway
there I got bored and turned on the radio. For the entire trip, Lonnie never said one word.
Which I guess was the point.
Bio: Tony Sportiello is an award winning playwright and author, whose work has been seen in New York, Los Angeles, London, China, Russia and Finland.
He is the producer of four Off Broadway plays. His scripts "Contract Time" and "National Pastime" are in the Major League Baseball Hall of Fame in Cooperstown, New York.